This is another thing that would have made milk come out my nose had I been drinking it. McSweeney’s lists are always worth a few chuckles. This one is excellent. Jokes Made By Robots For Robots.
And as long as we’re at McSweeney’s again, here are a couple more lists for your pleasure:
Errors in Communication Between My Hairdresser and Me, in the Form of What I Said and What He Heard
The Extended Family of Thespian Rip Torn
Eleven Lunchmeats I Have Invented
From the Prog Rock Ice Cream Shoppe: Flavors Inspired by a Certain Canadian Power Trio (Rush fans only)
