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On Learning Screenplay Format

Computer CatI’m not a teacher. It’s not that I’m not good at it. I’ve taught things to people before, but I don’t have the long term patience for drilling stuff into people’s heads. Put me in front of a class of thirty students and I’d start the hour teaching Calculus and end up making balloon animals.

I know how to make exactly two balloon animals: the herpes virus and The sandworms from Dune.

Last Thursday night I’m sitting in the library at the College of Santa Fe to get some writing done. I enjoy writing in libraries. They’re quiet and comfortable and full of people completely unlike me (i.e. published authors.) On this particular night I observe a young woman meet with a young man and sit down at a nearby table. She’s wearing a striped skirt and a maroon top. Her dark hair is pulled back in a ponytail. She’s soft-spoken, carries a binder and clings to a well-used tissue. The young man is stocky, with sandy hair. He’s got a black jacket on that’s a bit small for him. He has trouble modulating the volume of his voice, which is loud and cottony. From what I can tell, she’s here to provide some sort of guidance for his college career. If my guess is right, his studies have spiraled out of control and she’s here to help him.

Normally, that would be the extent of my interest. I would drop the headphones back on, turn up Steve Reich and get back to the script. But since the guy’s voice was so loud, I couldn’t help overhearing when they got to talking about his subjects and I realized that he’s a film student. He was taking History of World Cinema, Post Production and Fundamentals of Screenwriting. All the classes are giving him trouble, but what’s weighing on him is a script assignment.

Welcome to the ever-lovin’ club.

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Video for Yo La Tengo’s “Blue Line Swinger”

A rare Saturday post. Came across this and had to pass it along. A fan made video for “Blue Line Swinger” by Yo La Tengo. Quirky as hell. Oddly beautiful.

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Brad Anderson’s ‘Transsiberian’ Trailer Available

TranssiberianAndrew Grant over at Like Anna Karina’s Sweater writes about movies. And he writes about them well, with the sort of inflection that comes from pure cinema passion. A week ago he posted about Transsiberian, which he caught at the European Film Market. Transsiberian is the new work by Brad Anderson. whose early film, the witty, Bossa-Nova steeped, Next Stop Wonderland, introduced me to the marvelous Hope Davis. It was frothy and sweet, like one of those 500-Calorie things that you can get at Starbucks, but it had a visual flair and a sense of romance that seemed to foretell a future for Anderson in romantic comedy. Since then, however, Anderson has made thrillers. Less froth, less sugar, more abject terror.

The best (and least understood) of his films is the creepy Session 9, a moody tale of five men hired to strip the asbestos from a decrepit asylum who find themselves in caught in a haze of murder and fear. It’s brilliance was in Anderson’s control of information, his awareness that the less we see, the spikier the fear. Also key to the film’s brilliance was the clever use of a parallel storyline that, while never touching the main conflict served as an excellent thematic mirror to it. This is what confused a lot of people, and why I slap the “least understood” label on it. I remember explaining it to a lot of befuddled Rocket Video customers in a desperate bid to restore their trust in my recommendations. A losing battle, as it turned out.

His follow up, The Machinist, I liked less. It was moody and well-shot, and Christian Bale’s brittle, emaciated performance was a sight to behold, but here Anderson was too strict with the information, and robbed of any possibility of being able to work out the mystery on our own. When the final twist steps from the shadows in the film’s finale, we felt cheated, manipulated–not to the absurd extent we did at the end of, say, M. Night Shyamalan’s The Village, which had its characters engaged in a desperate pantomime in an effort to keep the wool over our eyes–but enough to banish the film into the faddish “twist-ending” pile.

Still, it was clear Anderson was capable of some great suspense and I’ve been hoping to see a new effort. Transsiberian sounds like a new iteration of Anderson as a director, a throwback to the location thrillers of decades past. I can’t wait to see it, but as of today, it still hasn’t found U.S. distribution.

Below, the trailer. And then after the jump, the advance one-sheet followed by the far inferior release one sheet.

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The Raveonettes – Lust Lust Lust

The Raveonettes - Lust Lust LustI like noise. I always have. And I don’t mean noise as in the simple vibration of air, although that can be a blast. I’m talking about musical noise. I love it when a song loses all apparent semblance of order and dissolves into noise and chaos. And now that I write this I realize it’s not simply noise that I like. I think it’s that very descent into that chaos out of order, that collapse into wanton formlessness, when a band begins with something measured, logical and sane but then cuts loose into cacophony and nightmare.

Examples? Sonic Youth. My Bloody Valentine. Yo La Tengo. In fact, no one is better than calculated cacophony than Yo La Tengo, and nowhere more than on their album, May I Sing With Me. “Mushroom Cloud of Hiss” begins as a rapid-clip jam but at the two-thirds point completely dissolves into a feedback freakout. Ira Kaplan wails on his guitar for a solid few minutes before James McNew pulls us back into rhythm with his bass, providing a thread around which Kaplan can wrap his noise. Order is restored. I’m also fond of “Drown” by Smashing Pumpkins for the same reason. The song is fine, but what makes it for me is the final four minutes, where Jimmy Chamberlain and D’Arcy lay down a simple rhythm track and Billy Corgan sits down and sculpts something of astonishing beauty out of feedback.

Most call it indulgent. I think it’s really cool.

All this just prefaces a little blurb about the opening cut on the new album by The Raveonettes. The new disc, Lust Lust Lust, is better than the last by a long shot. “Aly, Walk With Me” kicks it off the album with a grimy, marching beat. Sharon Foo and Sune Rose Wagner interweave vocals and sharp, brittle guitars. There’s a bit of plucked melody, ominous in tone, and then as the beat drives forward, Wagner layers a wash of vicious, humming guitar noise over the beat. It builds to the breaking point then fades, leaving the beat and a pair of ringing eardrums.

Now that’s what I’m talking about. Turn it up.

The Raveonettes – “Aly, Walk With Me”

On the web: amazon, itunes, official site, Pitchfork review

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Goldfrapp – Seventh Tree

Goldfrapp - Seventh TreeMuch has been said on the web about today’s release of Seventh Tree. This site hasn’t exactly been mum on the subject. “Mum” is not our word. In fact, there was a week or so when we considered a name change to The Goldfrapp Channel, but, lucky for me, it was struck down in committee. Most of what I’ve read about the album has been good. “Different,” is what the consensus has been. The reviews pretty much go like, “Whoa. How weird. This is Goldfrapp? Seriously?” There’s a lot of mention of “breath of fresh air” and “change of pace” and “I want to marry Alison Goldfrapp.”

I pretty much concur.

Seventh Tree is to Goldfrapp as Sea Change was to Beck. That make any sense? Their last few albums were gorgeous in their own right, but they growled with a sultry, sexy menace that is largely absent here. Alison and her partner, Will Gregory, have changed things up a bit, brought in atmospheric strings and subtle beats and settled down for a picnic in the park. “Cologne Cerrone Houdini,” which gets my vote as the album’s most delectable track, could have sprung from the same paradise as Beck’s “Paper Tiger.” Another of the album’s many standout tracks is “Happiness,” which comes closer to being a Supernature track than any other. But even this tune, on scrutiny, is a dervish-like blend of pipes and horns that has the duo exploring new territory.

My favorite mini-review of the album, by the way, is here. (Holy Beans, what a writer!)

Goldfrapp – “Happiness”

On The Web: amazon downloads, itunes, official site

  • Terminators Rise In New Mexico February 25th, 2008 at 8:03 pm · · McG helms the newest installment of the Terminator franchise. Christian Bale stars as John Connor. Filming begins on what Variety says is “part of a planned three-picture arc” here in New Mexico starting May 5. Full article here. No snarky comment at this time because…well, I rather liked the third one. · (0)
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Post Oscar Nonsense

Marketa Irglova & Glen HansardThe Academy Awards. This was the first Oscar telecast I’d seen in a while. I attribute that to the fact that for the first time in the past four years, I don’t live in the heart of Hollywood. For much of the world, Oscar time means glitz and glamor and movie stars (oh my). For local residents, Oscar time means traffic delays and circling helicopters. Usually, it was like this. But this year, I sat down and waded through the telecast.

I promised myself I wouldn’t do this, but –sigh!– there will be blog. Here are a few thoughts, in two penny increments.

No one was really less deserving than the Coen Brothers. It’s not, of course, that their film wasn’t good. But of all the assembled talent, they probably found it the most amusing.

And speaking of the Coens, the biggest disappointment of the evening was the failure of film editor Roderick Jaynes to snag the Oscar for his editing work on No Country For Old Men. I’ve been a huge Jaynes fan since he raked the Coens over the coals in a column for The Guardian. I would love to have seen him accept.

Diablo Cody over Tony Gilroy? Wha–??

Atonement’s only win was Dario Marianelli’s score. he beat out the excellent, minimal work done by James Newton Howard, which was my pick, but only because, thanks to his use of pre-existing works and a controversial Academy ruling, Jonny Greenwood wasn’t eligible for his stellar music for The Will Be Blood.

The continuing decline of the Best Song category was in full display. Luckily (and predictably) Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova clinched it over the three insipid selections from Enchanted. The night’s best moment came when Jon Stewart, who was obviously taken by the couple’s enthusiasm, brought Irglova back out for a chance to deliver the speech that commercials had prevented her from delivering first time round. That was cool.

Seriously, Diablo Cody over Tony Gilroy?

Guess we have to wait till next year to honor the late, great Roy Scheider.

Fashion round-up for the evening: the men wore ties. The women wore dresses.

I felt that the show could have gone on longer.

I bet the Oscar weighs a lot.

I think cheese is a fine snack.

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Handicapping the Oscars

Oscar GrouchYou got a last minute Oscar ballot to fill out? Are you minutes away from dashing out the door to attend an Oscar party of the type I used to throw until I just got so tired of the ceremony I just couldn’t take it anymore? Here’s your salvation, Courtesy of Charles Reece over at amoeba.com.

If you don’t read his blog, you should. Charles routinely takes a scalpel to an array of film-related subjects and dissects them very carefully and with a great deal of large words. And then he takes that scalpel and stabs the subject a few more times for good measure, because, well, as long as he’s holding the damned thing he might as well use it.

Here’s an excerpt — his analysis of the Best Supporting Actor category.

Well, Holbrook’s old, so the Academy might give it to him. It ain’t likely they’ll get another chance. But I’m going with prevailing opinion, Bardem. He’s playing a part that’s eccentric enough to say “acting-with-a-capital-A” and Holbrook’s never been big enough to make anyone think he’s been screwed over by not getting an Oscar — in other words, he’s a “tv actor.” Affleck’s still young and his character is so unlikable, yet plausible as a real guy, that it’s probably not clear how much of it’s acting. Hoffman’s already gotten enough attention. Wilkinson devours all surroundings, but his character ain’t as cool as Bardem’s.

Click here to read “Oscar And The Grouch,” his take on tonight’s ceremony, which, in classic Chaz style, is about as misanthropic and cantankerous as we’d expect. And probably right on the money.

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‘The Ruins’ Arrives April 4

Scott Smith - The RuinsLast year, Scott Smith’s long-awaited follow-up to A Simple Plan arrived in bookstores and proceeded to cleave readers down the middle. What I mean by that, of course, is that some people loved it, some people hated it, although judging from the caliber of some of the negative reviews on Amazon.com it might have been nice had the book literally cloven some of these people in twain. Reviews for The Ruins fell this way: people who hated it thought the characters were dumb and unlikable. People who loved it thought the menacing evil of the titular entity was well-articulated. I happen to love reading about dumb, unlikable Americans getting eaten, so I loved it.

Stephen King has said that the worst thing that could be said about the book was that it felt like a short story that had been inflated beyond necessary. He should know. His short story, “The Raft,” is the archetype for the “college student stranded someplace and menaced by a primordial evil” story. I can see the argument. The novel blew by in mere hours. It felt like something much shorter than its 300+ pages. But although it is a quick read, its better passages were able to… uh, get under my skin. As it were.

The Ruins

But it also felt enormously calculated. If there were ever any book that seemed destined to be made into a movie, this is it. But that’s exactly the problem. Its premise — five dumb college students find themselves in mortal jeopardy — groans beneath the weight of some serious cinematic baggage, and if the theme hadn’t been pummeled into the dirt by an endless parade of bad horror, it might stand a chance. King’s own novella, “The Mist” suffered a similar fate last year. As a work of horror fiction it established the precedent for the “group of ordinary yokels trapped someplace and menaced by a primordial evil” archetype, and in the time it took to become a film twenty-plus years have spooled through the world’s projectors. It no longer seems fresh.

Will that keep me out of the theater on April 4? Not likely. Here’s the new red band trailer for The Ruins. Incidentally, Scott Smith also wrote the screenplay and Jena Malone plays one of the teenagers. And after the jump, check out a pair of alternate one-sheet designs. I’m especially intrigued by the beach scene version. It’s an interesting approach.

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  • CGI Team Creates Realistic Oscar For Michael Bay February 20th, 2008 at 11:28 am · · Having just suffered through the embarrassing Transformers, I thought this was especially funny. From The Onion. “‘There is no way this would have been possible five years ago,’ Krajcsik said, later admitting that CGI technology is still decades away from making an Academy Award win for Rush Hour 3 director Brett Ratner look plausible.” · (0)
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‘Chicago 10’ and Activism Through Art

Chicago 10I generally don’t follow through on press release style emails, but I got one last night that happened to catch my eye, only because it sounds like the sort of event I’d love to attend. I can’t, because it’s happening tonight and I’m not in Los Angeles. And anyway, I’m supposed to fight a duel at sundown.

Celebrating the release of the new film Chicago 10, Vanity Fair Magazine, Participant Media and Roadside Attractions is staging a town hall meeting at The Pacific Design Center tonight in West Hollywood. The event is called ACTIVISM THROUGH ART and is described as “a town hall meeting about the power and implications of movements through media.”

The film looks fascinating. It’s dives into the world of the 1968 Chicago Democratic convention (remember Medium Cool?) as well as the farcical courtroom trial that came after it. The courtroom scenes are taken from transcripts of the actual trial and told in an animated style using an array of actors as the voices, including Nick Nolte, Hank Azaria, Jefrrey Wright, Mark Ruffalo and the late, great Roy Scheider.

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Complete information about the event after the jump.

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